Disc
1 |
| 1 | Gamemasters 0:34 |
| 2 | Introducing Bleachy: Poised to Sweep the Nation 2:38 |
| 3 | Taco Bell Dog and Taz Tattoos 2:18 |
| 4 | Morris Day Is on His Way 0:49 |
| 5 | Honey, Tiger Woods Is on the Phone, Quit Fiddle-Fucking Around 3:53 |
| 6 | Waking Up Alone on the 4th of July Live on the Radio 1:28 |
| 7 | Jazz Jermaine: Ru Paul's Personal Assistant 1:06 |
| 8 | Barbara: A Realistic Portrait 5:09 |
| 9 | Barbara's Husband Clears the Air 4:36 |
| 10 | Attitudes: A Bar with a Bunch of Dumbasses Hanging Out 0:48 |
| 11 | Bedroom Eta: A Jermaine Stewart Cover Band 2:35 |
| 12 | Morris Day Has Worked Up an Appetite 0:38 |
| 13 | A Really Big Day for Mom 1:14 |
| 14 | I Should Hope So 1:23 |
| 15 | Bleachy and the . 99 Cent Big Bufords 2:05 |
| 16 | Tim Butler, An Old Flatmate of David J.'s 1:29 |
| 17 | Trish Calls Beastie from Soulcracker Live on Wfmu 1:57 |
| 18 | Chauncy Gardener, Gallagher's Personal Assistant 1:28 |
| 19 | Just Farr a Laugh: The Yogurt Machine 5:39 |
| 20 | Change It into "Kenny" from South Park, That's Some Funny Shit 1:47 |
| 21 | Bleachy Tries to Join the Army... Again 1:54 |
| 22 | The Bewildering Funnies 1:44 |
| 23 | Man with a Confusing Array of Things to Sell 4:25 |
| 24 | KFC Mashed Potatoes and Gravy-Flavored Doritos 1:20 |
| 25 | Bleachy at T.G.I. Fridays 1:00 |
| 26 | Waking Up Alone on the 4th of July, Pt. 2 1:50 |
| 27 | Danny Aiello and Son Would Like to Come in for Some Eggs 1:05 |
| 28 | Isaac Hayes Was Verbally Assaulted Today 3:07 |
| 29 | I Took Acid at Work Yesterday 3:00 |
| 30 | Christopher Fucking Cross 2:55 |
| 31 | Howie Mandel's Brother 1:43 |
| 32 | Unsensible Shooz 2:49 |
| 33 | Bleachy Is Back in Town, Look Out 2:35 |
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Disc
2 |
| 1 | That's Hilarious! A Street G Would Never Like These Movies!! 1:06 |
| 2 | Ed Asner-Related Strongest Idea on CD, Pt. 1 4:59 |
| 3 | Ed Asner-Related Strongest Idea on CD, Pt. 2 3:24 |
| 4 | Avenging Imogene 0:51 |
| 5 | Murphy's Romance!?!?!?! What a Frame of Reference!!!! 1:07 |
| 6 | Room-Silencing Religious Call 6:03 |
| 7 | Bleachy's Been Injured on the Job 1:29 |
| 8 | Incident in the Wave Pool 2:43 |
| 9 | T-Mobile Employees Fuck off on the Clock 3:22 |
| 10 | Kurt Loder Has Lost His Mind 3:28 |
| 11 | Michael Anthony's Solo Album, The Beard Is Back 4:47 |
| 12 | This Brand New Isaac Hayes Call Is Two and One Half Years Old! 4:11 |
| 13 | The Party Doctor 3:42 |
| 14 | The Younger Girls Call Me Mom 2:58 |
| 15 | Everyone Loves a Good Bootleg Garfield the Cat 1:38 |
| 16 | I'm Being Abused at Work 4:58 |
| 17 | A Table for One at Arby's 1:28 |
| 18 | Tackleberry the Dog 4:36 |
| 19 | Vanilla Hotbox Grits 3:06 |
| 20 | Required Jamie Farr-Themed Call 0:43 |
| 21 | Need a Cooler Up There? 2:43 |
| 22 | My Friends Call Me Ditchweed. Don't Ask. OK, Go Ahead and Ask 3:37 |
| 23 | I Ate an Entire Sheet of Acid 2:34 |
| 24 | Bleachy Wants to Watch "Murder, She Wrote" 3:19 |
| 25 | On the Wings of Love Bonus Track 1:42 |
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